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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE WATCHING A BAD DAYTIME TALK SHOW
10. Whenever host hands microphone to audience member, they say
"This really sucks!"
9. You can't tell transsexuals from the transvestites
8. Every day, the same subject: people who married their fiances
7. Host tells every panelist, "Man, you are one screwed up freak"
6. Audience members keep asking, "Can we go watch O.J.?"
5. Guests take turns slow dancing with a tranquilized monkey
4. The topic is "Let's Look For Swedes"
3. It's just a guy whacking people with a microphone
2. It stars a small, absent-minded woman named "Rosa"
1. Hosts keep asking "What would Gump do?"
Letterman, Monday, March 13, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995